Monday, January 4, 2010

Tweet Proklamasi

Ever wonder how we'd read our independence history had Twitter been around in 1945? But if you are easily offended please save ourselves some time and don't read this. In no mean I intend to disrespect our founding fathers, but had Twitter been around when I was in high school, this may give the re-enactment drama assignment more flavor. Also, this is the result of a caffeine overdose, please forgive the accuracy (though some events are re-interpreted to fit the short burst nature of microblogging service)

Soekarno RT @bbc Breaking News - Fat Man Dropped on Nagasaki http://bbc.co.uk/2de43S
On Aug 9th 9pm from web
Soekarno Ha ha! RT @bbc Breaking News - Japan Surrenders http://bbc.co.uk/2Fr2DD
On Aug 15th 10pm from web
Hatta Innalillahi wa inna ilaihi rojiun RT @bbc Hundreds of Thousands Dead in Little Boy and Fat Man's Trail http://bbc.co.uk/4sdg3W
On Aug 15th 10pm from web yellowdoorknob.blogspot.com
DarahMuda otw ke rumah bung karno. awas aja kalo dia masih banyak bacot ga mau proklamasi #idmerdeka
On Aug 16th 11am from mobile web
Soekarno Kayak rame di depan ada apa ya?
On Aug 16th 12pm from web
MrsSoekarno Wah banyak tamu nih. Mudah-mudahan gulanya cukup buat bikin teh manis.
On Aug 16th 12pm from Snaptwo
Soekarno Bah! Anak muda jaman sekarang! Ga bisa ditolak dikit langsung main culik aja!http://myloc.me/2nn3R
On Aug 16th 1pm from Twitter for BB
DarahMuda @Maeda Bang, kita maen ke tempatmu ya.
On Aug 16th 1pm from mobile web
BonekSBY @DarahMuda WOI nyetir yang bener! Malah twitteran
On Aug 16th 1pm from mobile web
DarahMuda @BonekSBY mpret. ada juga lu jagain si sukarno di belakang biar twitter dia ga pake location service. Ketahuan ntar kita.
On Aug 16th 1pm from mobile web
MaedaJR @Maeda pah, ada temen-temen papah di rumah. Katanya mau pinjem tempat buat nyekap oom soekarno.
On Aug 16th 3pm from web
Maeda @DarahMuda bilang maen doang, taunya bawa-bawa anak orang. Gue ga ikut-ikut ya.
On Aug 16th 3pm from keitai web
Maeda @DarahMuda Awas aja kalo lu ngabisin cemilan gue.
On Aug 16th 3pm from keitai web
DarahMuda @Maeda sip bos! makasih ya.
On Aug 16th 3pm from mobile web
Soekarno Primbon praktis untuk Gemini, Jumat legi adalah hari baik untuk memulai usaha baru, melamar calon... http://prmb.on/re3I
On Aug 16th 5pm from Primbon Praktis Serbaguna Service
Soekarno Udah diculik, disuruh bikin teks proklamasi lagi. Pokoknya harus gue yang bacain besok.#idmerdeka
On Aug 16th 9pm from Twitter for BB yellowdoorknob.blogspot.com
DarahMuda @Soekarno jangan narsis dulu lu. Besok proklamasi #idmerdeka sama @hatta juga.
On Aug 16th 9pm from mobile web
Hatta Teks proklamasi cuman secuprit gini alamat bakal jadi figuran doang nih. #idmerdeka
On Aug 16th 9pm from Snaptwo
smelik Alhamdulillah, kerjaan ngetik malem ini cuman sedikit #idmerdeka
On Aug 16th 9pm from web
Soekarno @MrsSoekarno bune, kita jadinya besok proklamasi #idmerdeka. Tolong jahitin bendera buat dikerek ya. Merah-putih aja gpp.
On Aug 16th 10pm from Twitter for BB
DarahMuda @BonekSBY lapangan ikada udah keburu dibooking buat senam SKJ. ada ide tempat baru ga buat proklamasi? #idmerdeka
On Aug 17th 5am from web
BonekSBY NOOOOOO!!!! RT @DarahMuda @BonekSBY lapangan ikada udah keburu dibooking buat senam SKJ. #idmerdeka
On Aug 17th 5am from web yellowdoorknob.blogspot.com
Soekarno Dibs on the prez! #idmerdeka
On Aug 17th 11am from web
Soekarno Proklamasi beres, tinggal jumatan trus makan. #idmerdeka Bune @MrsSoekarno bikin tempe bacem lagi ga ya?
On Aug 17th 11am from web

5 comments:

Liza said...

hahahaha.... ngakak abis bacanya. ini pelakunya pada betawi abis dah!
like this syhur.....

hilmy said...

hehehe, niatnya mau disesuain sama kampung halaman masing-masing sih, tapi keburu males. dan lupa pemuda yang nyulik tuh siapa aja. Sjahrir bukan ya? Pas SMA label di scriptnya cuman pemuda #1 sama pemuda #2 soalnya.

Intan Alasdair said...

HAHAHAHH! Super kreatif! Two thumbs up man!

Anton William said...

Hemm... bukannya itu lagi bulan Ramadhan?

hilmy said...

Oh iya, bulan puasa.
Tapi karena udah tercakup di penyangkalan pertama, gapapa deh. *shrug*